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  • akred
    03-14 11:42 AM
    A ton of EB3 cases with early priority dates came out of the BECs in 2006. Plus the end of labor substitution acted as a trigger for people to use these priority dates. I know my company systematically went through and substituted newer filers so they could get these older priority dates.

    Also, although a lot of people are moving from EB3->EB2, USCIS needs to process the new I-140 and recapture the priority date for them to get an accurate picture of the EB3/EB2 queue. There is a largish I140 backlog today.




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  • manishs7
    06-08 06:32 PM
    We should try something like applying for 485 without priority date but even the cantwell cornyn amendment does not have this provision

    We should lobby for only this thing at this time ..

    This will resolve most of our problems...

    This is not about adding new numbers and should not be opposed.




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  • needhelp!
    02-07 12:01 PM
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  • nrakkati
    09-14 05:27 PM
    I am self filing I-131. I have couple of questions. Can anyone help me with these?

    I am a July 2007 filer. I paid the old I485 fee (and biometric fee). I understand now I have to pay $305. But the instructions also say I need to pay $80 biometric fee. My fingerprints were done in 2007. I do not see anywhere in I-131 instructions that says 'Biometric fee is not required if fingerprints were done already or may be I overlooked it', but it seems someone posted in this thread, bio metric fee is not required.
    My question is do I pay $80 now or not?

    My second question is on "Class of Admission".
    My last entry to US was on H1-B. Now I am working on EAD. What would I write in this box? H1-B or EAD or "Pending 485" or "Advance Parole". I was thinking it is H1-B, but wanted to make sure as I do not want to take any chances...?

    Thank you
    nrakkati



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  • Lasantha
    06-19 10:06 PM
    I have gone through the text of old bill (page 265) and new bill (page 291). There is no difference b/w the two.
    I believe cut off date will be Jun 19, 2007.
    Please read page 286, line 40-44 and then read Section 502 d, on page 291 line 40-44.


    Sigh...

    This is exactly what I was thinking. I have no idea where this October 1st idea came from.




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    05-20 08:56 AM
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  • desi3933
    03-21 07:24 PM
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    If New H1B and Transferred H1B are same....then problem is solved.
    ....

    You are right. .. New H1B and Transferred H1B are same

    I also mentioned this in a past post of this thread (Page 5) as well

    Typically, H-1B transfer means new H-1B petition for the beneficiary who is/was in H-1B status and is not subject to H-1 cap.




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  • nageshwarraoj
    06-14 10:06 AM
    My I-140 is approved and already filed I-485. Finger Printing completed twice and Medical also completed. My PD is Sept 2005 filed at Texas. Texas Processing completed for I-485 shows Sept.2006. This means my processing is completed and now the PD is current can I expect the Green Cards ....what is next??

    Please reply

    Nag



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  • tomprc
    07-09 03:34 PM
    there are reports that some people get their july applications returned already. see here:

    http://murthyforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=1024039761&f=7474050822&m=5631015251




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  • new_horizon
    05-20 06:36 AM
    thanks Raj...I am the one you spoke to on the phone from westland.


    Thank you so much guys for your hardwork . I wont be able to make it But just sent a cheque of 250 to local members who are coming to D.C . Thanks again guys



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  • hopefulgc
    03-05 10:30 AM
    1) Asking for money to issue a report under FOIA cannot be justified. If the data is public, it is USCIS's job to bring it to us.

    2) It is certain that we would be able to get USCIS to waive the $5k fee... but it would take time.

    3) If we pay up and they make the program... we need a way so that we can request the reports at regular intervals... after all once the report is prepared, it is available and we should be able to make use of it.

    4) A better idea might be to pay the $5k, but instead ask them to make an API.. to which one can we can supply the boundary priority dates using a RESTful service. If we are gonna give money.. we better get the restrained control in our hands. This will help future applicants.




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  • knnmbd
    07-06 01:05 PM
    Good one :-)


    :p


    Well it would be easier to work with Oracle, Microsoft etc and get their support and provide your support to them.

    Get support from whom? The same corporations that want to outsource jobs to low cost countries AND also lobby for H1B increase, again to keep wages low and all this to increase their bottom line. We need to re think our strategy and get it straight as to who is on our side and who is not.



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  • nrakkati
    03-20 08:41 PM
    Ask your attorney to write a letter in response to RFE and explaining the situation you never took the job with employer X though the H1B transfer or new is approved, this will clear the query of USCIS. One catch, you should have maintained a continuous employment with #2 and demonstrate the same to USCIS. Good luck!

    Note H1 to L1, H4 to H1, L1 to H1 is completely different, it is change of status - H1 to H1 is not change of status, so there is no question that you recent h1 is valid and past is invalid. Get an attorney, Good weekend

    Thanks wandmaker.




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  • walking_dude
    09-21 05:57 PM
    As I mentioned, "many" and not "all", I stand by my statement. Those paying taxes ( using fake SSNs) are in high-paying jobs like construction. How many of those waiting eagerly waiting for a job outside HomeDepot, you think, pay roll taxes? Not to mention low-paying jobs like fruit-pickers, cash workers in restaurants etc.

    In a nutshell - there are those who do pay taxes. There are also a good number of those who don't

    [LIST]
    Even Workers in U.S. Illegally Pay Tax Man....



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  • justice4all
    07-21 09:04 PM
    Hi All,

    Thank you for the overwhelming response. I did skim through the responses and agree with most of the suggestions/comments if not all.

    Someone had brought the issue of FIFO and if there is anything in the law that states that FIFO has to be followed. I am not a law expert myself and cannot comment on if there is any such law. But what I am basing is more on the everyday commensense behaviour that all we humans follow for any queue. FIFO is the predominant thing being done for any queue and that will be the most resonable way to process be it a bunch of applicantions waiting on a queue or to service a number of people waiting on a queue in a bank or post office or whereever it might be. That is the fair, unbiased and non-preferential way of doing things. Isn't it?

    I want to make sure to convey the point that I first of all wanted to bring this issue to everyone's attention. May be my message was worded strongly, but doesn't mean that I am not flexible.

    I thought suing DOL is one of the options. Of course if there are other viable alternatives that will be less demanding, less expensive and will take a more non-confronting approach but still could have an equal impact in terms of resolving the issue amicably then I am all for it. But then the obvious question is what are the other equally good options? Someone mentioned about a petition. So what is a petition and how do we do it? Also mentioned was writing letters to congressmen etc. So who do we contact and how? Please, please anyone having the information please share.

    One more thing is that I am all for a dialog with IV core members and their guidance for this. Since I started this thread doesn't mean that I wanted to sideline IVs, but this is the only way I thought I could communicate to the IV platform about the agony of this issue and how people have been affected by this. So I am all for talking with IV core members on this. But please let me know how I could do that?

    So please let us start acting now: The list of next possible steps (in no particular order) are:

    - Decide if there are viable alternatives to a lawsuit that is more non-confronting and first try them if possible
    - Get the support of IV core team for this
    - If no other alternatives are available then consider filing a case. Consult an attorney for this
    - Raise more awareness about this and get allt he support we can
    - Raise some money towards this cause


    So please please provide more inputs so that we could start making some real progress. Thanks!!


    Hello Risker,
    After going through all postings, it is wise to consider the following actions in order:
    1. Contact the IV core team and tell our problem. Ask their input about what we can do and whom we need to contact. They may let us in correct direction.
    2. In the meantime, Get the details of peoples whose case are still in backlog centre.
    3. Finally, nothing works and no one help us, file a lawsuit. (As I dont know anything about the lawsuit here, many of them mentioned that the lawsuit should be done by the employer and there is more possibility of loosing.. We should not lose heart on that. In the suit, we need to ask them to make it current and keep the same filing fees until 30 Sep 07)


    P.S. As one of the posting mentioned, we may also consider waiting till Sep 07 before filing lawsuit. Because DOL promised to clear all cases before 30 Sep 07. If they dont then our case become more stronger. Till then we need to contact concerned people (like IV, congressman etc) and collect all infromation.




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  • lost_in_migration
    05-30 06:50 PM
    I wonder at what point of time this "three years of U.S. work experience" applies from. Is it that you should have 3 yrs exp when you applied for labor or is it when you apply for 485??

    would create a quota exemption for certain highly skilled immigrants who have at least three years of U.S. work experience.

    That pretty much covers almost all of us in IV



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  • Ramba
    05-30 08:00 PM
    What Logiclife means here is that this amendment will fail to have enough support as it contains a provision for MORE H1-B's.

    Got it. Though, it exempts everyone with MS from H1B quota, there should be emplyment opening for all. Employer should sponser with $5000 filing fee. They can make 1 million H1B visas with 10,000 fee. But who will sponser?
    This is true too numarically exempted folks in EB2 and EB1 catagories.

    I remember that there are so many H1B visas were not used, when H1B visas are having a limit of 195,000.




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  • Jaime
    09-04 04:35 PM
    I would love to attend the rally. However my financial condition at this time does not permit me. I could have booked a ticket on my credit card but all my cards are max out!
    You want to know why I am in this financial deep hole? Well, I have two sons in college and paying out of state tuition, that is over $17,000 per semester for both of them.
    My wife on H4 could not work until now that she has an EAD. It is retrogression that I should blame and I would love to do all in my power to obtain relief or bring the issue to the attention of the American public.
    In my own way I have contributed to IV both in cash and in kind. I have told me story in countless media interviews. I only wish I could do more for IV financially but alas I am not able to do that at this time.
    I would be in the rally in spirit....only I wish I could attend in person.

    Who else is in? Let's get fromnaija to Washington! Message me man!




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  • reedandbamboo
    05-01 08:52 PM
    $100 contribution.

    Receipt ID: 0PE86120MN332100Y

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    PD March 2005
    I-140 approved
    I-485 pending
    Total contributions: $300




    maag
    06-17 07:33 PM
    Same here ... for EAD and AP (for me or dependent) my company does not reimburse these fees. They will however reimburse if I have to use EAD to work due to unavoidable H1 extension issues/ inability to extend beyond 6 yrs etc. I think that is a fair and reasonable policy in general

    what I mean to say is, if i do self filing my employer will not reimburse it and if fragomen files it then fragomen gets directly paid by my employer.




    gc4me
    09-18 11:37 AM
    If anybody has experience here please answer the bellow Qs:

    01. If I-140 is revoked by the previous employer after invoking AC12, does the status of I-140 changes? Any LUDs?

    02. How long does it take to revoke an I-140 after the employer sends the withdrawal request?



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